The head of recruiting at Aardvark Avenue. He's
VERY excited about writing his first WebPage.
Become an Aardvark...
You'll walk with a spring in
It'll never rain when you go
on a picnic!
And the IRS won't ever
(well, okay. we made that up.)
Become An Aardvark Today!
Read about the
special new-member CD BoomBox drawing!
Joining Aardvark Avenue and actually
becoming an Aardvark means that YOU will...
Get our FREE monthly newsletter,
The Aardvark Advisor! Featuring exclusive articles, Internet tips and news,
printed copies of The
Advisor will probably be worth Thousands
of Dollars someday, just like all those comic books your Mom threw away! (caution: Aardvarks exaggerate a little bit)
Have access to ALL areas of our
stunning new Entertainment Site, theSpeakEasy! What'll be there? Two
original comic strips ... humorous articles about current events ... reviews of the latest
movies, books, music; as well as plenty of opportunities for YOU to speak out and share
your talents with the world. theSpeakEasy will be open for business this Summer! (Click here to find out more
Be eligible to win a
Mystery Gift (awarded Weekly)!
...and we'll be adding even more
Becoming an Aardvark
is FREE and EASY!
Here's How to Do It.....
E-mail your Name, E-mail
Address, and (if you have a moment) How you found Aardvark Avenue to firstname.lastname@example.org
with the subject line of "I Want to Be an Aardvark"
Just Fill Out This Form...
An e-mail explaining your membership and it's perks will
be in your mailbox soon.
for becoming an Aardvark,
you'll be registered in our Weekly Mystery Gift Drawing!
Want to find out
another way to register for the prizes?
here to find out about Missing Links!